Alabaster Acquisition Associates, LLC
Barb from HR
No one's exactly sure what she does around here.
Pretty, young Corp woman with platinum blonde hair. Wears ludicrously expensive corp fashion knock-offs, and gravitationally impossible high heels.
She never seems quite sure how to deal with all the eccentric individuals that cross the threshold into the strange Headquarters of Alabaster Acquisition Associates, LLC.
Seems to act as receptionist, secretary, assistant, and HR for AAA.
Also ensures that the front door is kept open when arrivals are expected out of fear for her life.