Alabaster Acquisition Associates, LLC
Your digitally enhanced, Corporate issued Alabaster Acquisition Associates, LLC all-purpose identification slip. Perfect for introducing yourself to businessmen you may encounter in the field who might be interested in doing business with our fine company.
These business cards violate Corporate Law under Section 27C, Subsection Q, Addendum 4A, Paragraph 12. This normally requires filing an 48 page Identification Maintenance Request Form to the Corporate Office of Humanoid Resources, but which your previously signed contract with Alabaster Acquisition Associates, LLC under Section 17, Subsection W, Paragraph 2 prevents you from doing.